Urban Dictionary: Whale Cock (Dork) - dork penis


No, the Word 'Dork' Has Nothing to Do with Whales dork penis

dirk (n.): c. 1600, perhaps from Dirk, the proper name, which was used in Scandinavian for "a picklock."But the earliest spellings were dork, durk (Samuel Johnson, 1755, seems to be responsible for the modern spelling), and the earliest association is with Highlanders, however there seems to be no such word in Gaelic, where the proper name is biodag.

Come to think of it, I was a dork. I have heard people say that dork means whale penis and I never found a reference to it, myself. I think probably, someone asked someone at some point what dork means, and they were given the whale penis definition as a joke, and it got passed on. tag edit - Well, then the internet came along.

Mar 28, 2014 · Dork definition, a silly, out-of-touch person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others; a social misfit: If you make me wear that, I’ll look like a total dork! See more.

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season. 2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.